Local area schools start next week or the week after. So although it is a very old story with many variations, I am going to risk telling you my favorite school joke.
Mary: I don't want to go back to school!
Mother: Aren't you excited about wearing all your pretty new clothes?
Mary: No! I don't want to go to school
Mother: Don't you want to see all the boys and girls that are your friends?
Mary: No! I don't want to go to school!
Mother: But surely you want to see all the nice teachers again!
Mary: I told you! I don't want to go to school!
Mother: How about the janitor and the cooks who are so helpful?
Mary: No! No! I don't want to go to school!
Mother: Well, Mary, you are the principal and you have to go.
(So if you are a school employee or student, off you go.
And if you are a parent—whee!)
MaryMartha
Mary: I don't want to go back to school!
Mother: Aren't you excited about wearing all your pretty new clothes?
Mary: No! I don't want to go to school
Mother: Don't you want to see all the boys and girls that are your friends?
Mary: No! I don't want to go to school!
Mother: But surely you want to see all the nice teachers again!
Mary: I told you! I don't want to go to school!
Mother: How about the janitor and the cooks who are so helpful?
Mary: No! No! I don't want to go to school!
Mother: Well, Mary, you are the principal and you have to go.
(So if you are a school employee or student, off you go.
And if you are a parent—whee!)
MaryMartha
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